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Oil Shortage

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Oil Shortage

Postby RosePatch on Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:49 am

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our oil is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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Texas
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC.
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If you can't eat it or play with it,
piss on it and walk away.'
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Postby tinytoez on Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:52 am

:rofl: :lol:
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Postby rgiles on Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:19 am

:lol:
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Postby Sunflower on Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:14 am

:lol:
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