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Obsessions

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Obsessions

Postby RosePatch on Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:46 am

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions, he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.

You've even named your daughter Candy.'

To the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.

Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol.

This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

The fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy
by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's
talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get
dinner.'
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Re: Obsessions

Postby tinytoez on Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:50 am

Oh geez!! I started laughing so hard I choked!! :rofl:
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