Whole Goat Care

> > Subject: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
> >
> > You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
> >
> > Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
> > meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
> > roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made
> > her more curious.
> >
> > Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
> > started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than
> > met the eye.
> >
> > Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must
> > be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
> >
> > About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
> > mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
> > gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
> > Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
> > sure. So he sat down and wrote:
> > ___________________________________________________________
> > Dear Mom,
> > I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
> > not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
> > remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
> >
> >
> > Love, Brian
> > ___________________________________________________________
> >
> > Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
> > read:
> > ___________________________________________________________
> >
> > Dear Son,
> > I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
> > you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains, that if
> > Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
> > ladle by now.
> >
> > Love, Mom
> >
> > LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

I had to put that on here one of my friends sent it to me.

That's funny as heck!!